"It was not ME who ordered this"…i heard this quote on a TV show about a month ago when a pregnant woman was trying to explain away the dinner she ordered to some friends.

I have been waiting to say those words because i found it so funny.  Last night may have been the first almost worthy moment…  Ask me, I absolutely do not have cravings.  Ask Jason, he will tell you differently.  Let me relay a conversation we had last night about dinner.

J:  "Are you hungry?"

C: "yeah sort of, why are you going to make dinner?"

J: "I was thinking about it, what do you want?"

C: "you know what I want?  fresh strawberries and those grapefruit segments that are already cut up and come in a jar, not the ones that come in the can, the ones that come in a jar"….."and a chocolate milk shake"

J:"I was thinking more about making some pasta…."