if there is anything funny about being pregnant (which if you ask me most days, there isn’t)…its this

I can no longer get clothes out of the bottom of the washing machine

I can’t stand close enough to the sink to do the dishes

I have had to ask Jason to clean the tub because i hit my stomach on the edge

I can’t sit close enough to my desk to comfortable type on my computer

My stomach hits the steering wheel when i drive 

picking up a something off the ground requires a sumo wrestler like position

My dog can no longer curl up in my lap…something which he is VERY Angry about 

getting out of bed is a major ordeal, and jason actually had to push me out the other night