Reasons why Its good to STILL Be pregnant (or in other words, my 3rd doctors appointment yesterday yields no changes on the baby front)

 

1.  Feeding Riley is infinately easier then it will be in a couple of weeks

2.  Taking Riley out into public is infinately easier then it will be in a couple of weeks

3.  No diapers to change, laundry to wash, or messes to deal with

 4.  If i want to go to dinner and a movie, I can

5.  No 10 minute struggle wrestling the carrier in and out of the car for a 2 minute trip into Carribou

6.  I have not yet had to explain to Joey that he IS in fact, a dog

7. The excitement of the unknown enables me to spend a great deal of my time at work day dreaming 

8.  I always have an excuse for being flakey, forgetful, and absentminded

9.  I only SORT OF had to help Jason pick up leaves in the yard for the past 2 weekends, at one point he even suggested i go shopping instead!

10.  The bigger he is when he comes out, the better chance he has of winning when Jason and Drew pit their sons against one another in a duel of “who can sit up the longest” or “who makes the bigger mess in his diaper” during christmas dinner.